Sarah Palin and Her People Are Fucking Liars.

http://twitter.com/#!/SarahPalinUSA/status/29677744457 Remember when this gee-shucks cunt brutally lost the election for the Vice President of the United States? Sarah Palin’s aide Rebecca Mansour now claims the bullseyes on a map of 20 House democrats, including shot-in-the-head Gabrielle Giffords, were ‘surveyors symbols’. That tweet is from November 4th. So, never forget — — Matt Damon hated […]

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Hootsuite vs. Sendible, or Why Paying To Use Facebook Is Amazing

***EDIT: This post is no longer up to date, and I no longer use Sendible because they have since grown to suck while Hootsuite has grown to rule. I’m keeping this post live for archival purposes only. Please read my UPDATED review of Hootsuite here.*** ‘Social media’ won’t exist in three years because by then […]

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Pat Sajak Is Amazing At Twitter

Fuck Ashton. Fuck Shaq. And fuck Gaga. Pat Sajak is my personal king of Twitter: http://twitter.com/#!/patsajak/status/5039265612300288 http://twitter.com/#!/patsajak/status/6113007646023680 http://twitter.com/#!/patsajak/status/5326219243421696 http://twitter.com/#!/patsajak/status/5760021648384000 Twitter forces funny thoughts into their funniest minimizations, which Pat has fully embraced with this awesome account. He gets it like most dudes his ages don’t. For comparison sake, here’s how awful Twitter can be when […]

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