European Television is Worse Than American Television
The next time you find yourself complaining about the state of American television, ask yourself this question:
When was the last time you watched someone discover someone else’s ass, by smell, for an invisible show judge, for no reward whatsover?
That’s right. Never.
You’ve seen undeserving people win millions of dollars. You’ve seen soccer moms chew on rare, live insects.
Though, it was better than the Black Eyed Peas halftime show.