Did I give China crabs?
Back in 2008, I made this video about a Louisianan lobster slot machine:
This could only exist in the South, I thought. Only a place like Louisiana, where residents formerly owned people, would this much humiliating control of life be considered a viable form of dining, I thought.
Then I remembered:
I’m actually impressed. Find any American vending machine, and you’ll find plenty of bullshit — but you certainly won’t find life.